My Name is Jay and I'm an Alcoholic

I'm giving up the booze I'm starting to day A fortnight on the wagon And I'm sure I'll be okay I doubt it will be easy though I'm sure it won't be fun And counting down the hours until the withdrawal symptoms come.

Oh my name is Jay and I'm an alcoholic, there I said it now. To anyone who will listen and I said it really loud. My kidney's fuckin' killin' me my memory is in bits my wallet is always empty and in the morning I feel like shit.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">But I'm bored of waking up <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">and not remembering where I've been <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">I'm bored of blurry memories <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">and forgetting people's names <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">I had a beer for breakfast <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">and talked about Hairy Dog, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">and I always start the evening <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">with a few Sambuca shots

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">Oh my name is Jay and I'm an alcoholic, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">there I said it now. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">To anyone who will listen <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">and I said it really loud. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">My kidney's fuckin' killin' me <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">my memory is in bits <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">my wallet is always empty <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">and in the morning I feel like shit.

<span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">Well I'm giving up the booze, <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">but it won't be forever. <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">I'm just gonna prove that I can do it <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">and test my will power <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">I doubt that you'd believe me <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">If you knew me from Atom <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">'cause my love affair with alcohol <span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);">has never been a problem.