Whatever Happened to the Rubicks cube?

well i've never scored a proper goal but i'm really good at pro evo i can't ollie up a curve unless i'm playing tony hawk hell i can't even drive a car but i'll kick your ass at mario kart well my girlfreinds naked next to me and i'm tapping on my black barrie the tomtom on the windscreen knows exactly where i'm suppost to go and broadband wireless internet means I can look up porn in bed well the futures in nintendo nun-chuckers or staring at an xbox screen well the futures sounding like a science fiction film and it scares the living shit out of me well i've never written a proper song but i've played more gigs than elton jhon smoked more fags than tom wakes and shagged more birds than bill gates I can't even play guitar I never found the time to learn i've never run for president but i've written songs that slag him off i sing and swear in front of kids about gcse polotics i don't know how the whole thing works i never found the time to learn well the futures in nintendo nun-chuckers or staring at an xbox screen well the futures sounding like a science fiction film and it scares the living shit out of me