Health and Safety

I was driving down the m4 at 70 miles an hour and the person driving next to me was going even faster well he didn't use his indicator when he was changing lanes and chrashed into my little car and it burst into falmes cuase the drink destroyed my liver and the sex it gave me aids i'll probably die of cancer by the end of the day there's bombs in hands of ideots that'll blow us all to bits well polution gunna kill you while the perverts steal your kids so we crashed into the barrier the whole thing spuan around and then another car came up from behind and knocked us off the ground well I didn't have my seatbelt on there wasn't an airbag my face went through the windscrean it was really sad cuase the drink destroyed my liver and the sex it gave me aids i'll probably die of cancer by the end of the day there's bombs in hands of ideots that'll blow us all to bits well polution gunna kill you while the perverts steal your kids